I went down to the boot store,
To get me a new pair of Tony Lama Boots
They had a real good shine,
You know they looked real fine, with my cowboy suit
So I went down there to Billy Bob's, you see,
To pick up on some long-legged mama,
Yeah, I was lookin' good, the way a cowboy should,
In my new Tony Lamas

Well, I asked this girl to dance,
I might've had a buzz,
An' I told her I knew,
What color her underwear was
She said: "Man, you can't do that"
"Oh," I said: "They're baby-blue, and I promise,
"'Cause I've seen their reflection,
"In my new Tony Lamas"

Yeah, my new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas)
My new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas)
I seen their lovely reflection,
In my new Tony Lamas

Well, I was minding my own business,
Like a cowboy does
This girl walked up an' I told her I knew,
What color her underwear was
She looked at me like a cow lookin' at a new gate,
An' I said: "They're hot pink and I promise,
"'Cause you walked by, an' they sorta caught my eye,
"In my new Tony Lamas"

Yeah, my new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas)
My new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas)
Yeah, you walked by, they kinda caught my eye,
In my new Tony Lamas

Well, it was gettin' kind of late,
And I know I had a buzz
This girl walked up an' I told her I knew,
What color her underwear was
She said: "I'm not wearing any"
An' I said: "That's really good 'cause I promise,
"For a minute there, I thought I had a big ol' crack,
"In my new Tony Lamas"

Yeah, my new Tony Lamas, (My new Tony Lamas)
I love my brand new, spankin' pair of spankin' Tony Lamas, (Tony Lamas)
Yeah, for one minute, there, I thought I had a big ol' crack,
In my new Tony Lamas

Yee haw
Thank you