Guess who You miss me?
[[Jessica Simpson]], sing the chorus
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*
Back by popular demand,
now pop a little Zantac or antacid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man no, don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then squish it, then pass it to a friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes he can-can, don't ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian-offend
But [[Lindsay Lohan|Lindsay]], please come back to seeing men
Samantha's a 2, you're practically a 10
I know you want me girl, in fact I see yo' grin
Now come in, girl
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and charley horse her
Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and 2 Xenedrine
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, "Baby say hello to my little friend"
[[Britney Spears|Brit]], forget [[Kevin Federline|K Fed]], let's cut off the middle man
Forget him or you're gonna end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
And little did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me [[John Mayer]]
So sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give 'em an inch
They take a mile, they got style but it isn't Slim
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you
Hook:
And that's why my love, you'll never live without
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don't try to deny it baby, I'm the only one for you *fart*
Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been some finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth *burp*
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us, he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he's about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter of fact, make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
Now break it down, girl
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player? Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you
So baby, baby
Get down, down, down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down
Oh [[Amy Winehouse|Amy]], Rehab never looked so good!
I can't wait!
I'm going back!! HA-HA! Whooo!
[[Dr Dre|Dr Dre]], 2020
Yeah