Strait out of Stoolbend
A crazy! @#$ name Cleveland
This is my left hand
This is my! @#$ hand
I'm spittin for wisdom
Than Morgan Freeman
They call me hot brown
And the C-Bizzal
I don't mind the rain
If the rain is just a drizzle
Wizzle, wazzle, woozle, wait
Razzle, dazzle, doozle, date
BIG CLEVE
Relatively STD free
Drop Loretta
Now I'm doing much better
Like upgrading to a escalade from jetta
Yo hay Donna I wanna get on ya
And I'm kind of hungry so make some lasagna
I got a son, he's like a big fat urkel
But when he's in the nude, he's like a big fat circle
Did I do that, yeah you're big and fat
Drinking melted butter for a mid-night snack
Shout-outs to Rallo, hello
You're two feet tall with a three foot afro
And my homegirl Roberta, I don't mean to hurt ya,
But more dudes have laid on ya than a mattress named Serta
Ya'll just must consider me, you can't get rid of me
I'm a Cleveland steamer, come and take a big ol! @#$ on me
My flow is the voice, whit boys do my voice
And my rhymes are even harder than Sophie's Choice!
Peace!